May's Funniest Porn Titles
Firstly, last month's votes were:
Desci said: "it's rubbing muffs and negro problems all round (the first for its innocence - just rubbing - the second for the colonial title)"
Tech Head Fred said: "I vote 'Fucky Fucky My Asian Ass' for March and 'Licked and Dicked by Gonzo the Clown' for April.
Not sure why, just they sound the most off-beat to me..."
One day we may actually get a clear winner...
Now this month's titles:
'Cum Drink My Vintage Wine'
I like to think that drinking wine can be a classy pursuit, nothing classy about this pursuit, though.
'Liquid Diet 2'
More of the beverage theme. Guess that's how the porn stars keep their figures.
A gardener who's female, yep.
'Sextreme Surf Bodies'
To the sextreme!!!
'Skeet Skeet Skeet'
I don't even know what that means.
Vote away my prettys!
Labels: Funniest Porn Titles
posted by Jey @ 13:54
6 Comments:
i vote for skeet skeet skeet. it just sounds creepy and horrifying - the best kind of porn!
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'Skeet Skeet Skeet' comes from L'il Jon and tha Eastside Boyz. It means semen, or, more correctly, a large quantity of the aforementioned. Charming, no?
I vote for "Cum drink my vintage wine." It creates a real bond between the anonymous speaker, presumably the actor, and the viewer, who's being invited into a world full of wonderful, not to mention protein-laden, beverages. Oh, and the double-entendre is bardworthy.
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