May's Funniest Porn Titles

Firstly, last month's votes were:
Desci said: "it's rubbing muffs and negro problems all round (the first for its innocence - just rubbing - the second for the colonial title)"

Tech Head Fred said: "I vote 'Fucky Fucky My Asian Ass' for March and 'Licked and Dicked by Gonzo the Clown' for April.
Not sure why, just they sound the most off-beat to me..."

One day we may actually get a clear winner...

Now this month's titles:

'Cum Drink My Vintage Wine'
I like to think that drinking wine can be a classy pursuit, nothing classy about this pursuit, though.

'Liquid Diet 2'
More of the beverage theme. Guess that's how the porn stars keep their figures.

'The Female Gardener'
A gardener who's female, yep.

'Sextreme Surf Bodies'
To the sextreme!!!

'Skeet Skeet Skeet'
I don't even know what that means.

Vote away my prettys!

Double Funniest Porn Titles!

I am a lazy blogger. I am busy and I am sorry. But here is March and April's Funniest Porn Titles to make up for it. Enjoy!

Ooops! Somehow comments were disabled. Apologies. I have copied the first vote and posted it below.

March's Funniest Porn Titles

'Boob Bangers 2'
and mash?

'Coochie Cuttas'
Could be something you buy down at Bunnings for the garden.

'Sunburn'
Ouch.

'Fucky Fucky My Asian Ass'
Oh, what? No sucky, sucky?

"Rub My Muff 9"
Her 9th muff? Think I'll pass.

April's Funniest Porn Titles

'Crazy Big Asses'
At all related to the haunted asses?

'The British are Coming!'
Lay back and think of England.

'Licked and Dicked by Gonzo the Clown'
The guy on the cover is creepy. Creeeeeepy.

'Sharon Has a Negro Problem 4'
Hmm I can't make any comment here that's not racist. The title is funny. Deal.

'It's the Chicks'
Hooray!


Place a vote for each month, that's TWO votes.
Got it? Now Vote!

January's Funniest Porn Titles - Results

I've given up hope on waiting for February's catalogue. I will get round to calling the catalogue people soon to inform them of my change of address. For now, January's results...

Here's the titles to refresh your mind. Three whole votes! WoOt!

Desci says, " 'Anal Dancing' for the vaguely romantic feel."
Randomgit says, " London Cunt Hunt for it's sense of adventure, purpose and masculine determination."
and Naridu says, " I vote 'Kissing and Pissing under the counter' - oh how unhygienic."

Technically a three way tie, but I'm gonna declare 'London Cunt Hunt' the winner, it just grabs me in a special kind of way. Thanks to all for voting.

Stay tuned for further funniest porn titles.

January's funniest porn titles

Wow!
I got two votes for last month's bunch, one from Desci who said, " I'd say 'The Ole' In And Out' for the vaguely vaudevillian/good eld chyappy connotations." and one from Randomgit, "I vote for Crack Her Jack, it has a fresh and amusing take on old world ad charm."
Thus, I declare a tie. I did like how their reasons for voting for the titles were kind of similar. Hmmm, a prize* of a box of crackers (for Git) and a Monty Python vid (for Desci).

This month, I might even get THREE votes!

Here are the titles in no particular order:

'Anal Dancing'
Like Sarah-Marie's bum dancing, I wonder?

'Kissing and Pissing Under the Counter'
"The Dice of Vice Roll Everywhere" I'm not even sure what any of that means. It's 'foreign' so I put it down to bad translation.

'London Cunt Hunt'
We're going on a cunt hunt, we're gonna catch a big one. I'm not scared.

'Big Sausage Pizza'
Only $17.95 delivered with coke and garlic bread. Seriously, the chick on the front looks like she's never eaten pizza or sausage in her life.

'Slutty Housewives of the O.C'
Opposed to the regular O.C housewives?

'Black Pipe Layers'
May or may not be about plumbers.

BONUS TITLE: This one isn't so much a funny title, as an utterly ridiculous, thus humourous concept.
'Paintball Warriors'
I've seen paintball bruises. You don't want those on bareskin.

Vote dammit! Now!

*Prize does not actually exist.

December's Funniest Porn Titles - Update

See the titles here.
Please vote before Wednesday Jan 17 evening (AESDT), so I can put up January's lot before I get too tired and grumpy about moving.
Thankyou.

December's funniest porn titles

First up, the winning film of November's Funniest Porn Titles is 'Vault of Whores'.
Thanks to Julia for her vote.
The rest of you suck!

Now for this month's funniest titles, yep turns out I get these catalogues monthly. Who really needs that much porn?!?!

Apologies for the delay, it's been a busy month.

In no particular order...

'Good Whores Take It In The Ass'.
Guess that makes me a bad whore, then.

'The Ole' In And Out'
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

'Crack Her Jack 5'
Err, I don't think there's anyone called Jack in this.

'I Only Love White Panties'
It stars Ionee Luvcoxxx.
Cocks and white panties, hooray!

'Fluff and Fold'
About a fart fetish, perhaps?


Now vote fools! Please.

Oh and for those sci-fi fans out there, Porn Wars Episode II is out. Cum Join the Force.

November's funniest porn titles.

Today I bring you a post which I hope to make regular, the five Funniest porn titles, as judged by me, from the Axis Catalogue which I receive.

I'd like to encourage readers to vote, however I can't offer an incentive. If I had a large disposable income I would offer the 'prize' of buying the porn title which was voted the funniest then reviewing it. I can only dream...

So, in no particular order, November's funniest porn titles:

Porn Wars Episode 1 'Cum Join The Force!'
We await episodes 2-6 with baited cum breath.

A Tranny Fucks My Husband And I Get To Fuck Him Too! 'Hot XXX Bisexual DVD!!!'
Should someone tell them that it doesn't actually count as bisexuality if someone screws a transexual? It's more pansexuality, dammit!

Vault of Whores
Smithers, release the whores!

My Ass Is Haunted
Something tells me an exorcism ain't gonna help this possession.

Briana's Backyard BBQ 'She know her meat...'
Looks like there's plenty of taco as well as sausage.

So, cast your votes if you feel so inclined.