Burial ground, The Definite Article and other adventures

Another baby gecko died. Got stuck on the tape again. Yet to bury it. Quite a collection I have out there. Two dead baby geckos, soon to be three and a dead mouse. Starting to wonder if I'm cursed or something.

The new student magazine, of which I am a sub-editor for, is now out. The Definite Article, seems more political and arty than the two other student magazines, Sticks and Stones and Universe, floating around Queensland unis at the moment. I'm hoping to get a bit more solid news content in it next issue. If anyone's interested in a copy, let me know and I'll send you one.

Enjoyed The Gluten-Free Expo thoroughly last Saturday, and discovered oodles of gluten free stores and stockists in the area. Went home with a sore tummy from eating waaaaay too much.

Our broadband was down for about a week, recently. Wild IT has appalling customer service. Be warned!

Apparently Adam is much more settled at school now. He's doing quite well. I can't believe he's starting college next year. I feel so old.

Hmmm that should be enough to keep you all updated.
I'll try not to kill any more animals, promise!


"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).

May's Funniest Porn Titles

Firstly, last month's votes were:
Desci said: "it's rubbing muffs and negro problems all round (the first for its innocence - just rubbing - the second for the colonial title)"

Tech Head Fred said: "I vote 'Fucky Fucky My Asian Ass' for March and 'Licked and Dicked by Gonzo the Clown' for April.
Not sure why, just they sound the most off-beat to me..."

One day we may actually get a clear winner...

Now this month's titles:

'Cum Drink My Vintage Wine'
I like to think that drinking wine can be a classy pursuit, nothing classy about this pursuit, though.

'Liquid Diet 2'
More of the beverage theme. Guess that's how the porn stars keep their figures.

'The Female Gardener'
A gardener who's female, yep.

'Sextreme Surf Bodies'
To the sextreme!!!

'Skeet Skeet Skeet'
I don't even know what that means.

Vote away my prettys!