January's funniest porn titles

Wow!
I got two votes for last month's bunch, one from Desci who said, " I'd say 'The Ole' In And Out' for the vaguely vaudevillian/good eld chyappy connotations." and one from Randomgit, "I vote for Crack Her Jack, it has a fresh and amusing take on old world ad charm."
Thus, I declare a tie. I did like how their reasons for voting for the titles were kind of similar. Hmmm, a prize* of a box of crackers (for Git) and a Monty Python vid (for Desci).

This month, I might even get THREE votes!

Here are the titles in no particular order:

'Anal Dancing'
Like Sarah-Marie's bum dancing, I wonder?

'Kissing and Pissing Under the Counter'
"The Dice of Vice Roll Everywhere" I'm not even sure what any of that means. It's 'foreign' so I put it down to bad translation.

'London Cunt Hunt'
We're going on a cunt hunt, we're gonna catch a big one. I'm not scared.

'Big Sausage Pizza'
Only $17.95 delivered with coke and garlic bread. Seriously, the chick on the front looks like she's never eaten pizza or sausage in her life.

'Slutty Housewives of the O.C'
Opposed to the regular O.C housewives?

'Black Pipe Layers'
May or may not be about plumbers.

BONUS TITLE: This one isn't so much a funny title, as an utterly ridiculous, thus humourous concept.
'Paintball Warriors'
I've seen paintball bruises. You don't want those on bareskin.

Vote dammit! Now!

*Prize does not actually exist.