I have beliefs!

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 83% atheism 71% Buddhism 71% agnosticism 50% Islam 46% Christianity 42% Judaism 38% Paganism 38% Hinduism 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

I was truly shocked by these results, as I consciously consider myself an atheist.
Occasionally, if conversation arises, I may say, "I believe in science".

"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).