Jey is FIRST CLASS!!!

That's right fools, I received FIRST CLASS HONOURS!!!
Me, first class. Me, who usually only gets the second best possible, never the best possible.

When I first heard, I think I went into a state of shock. I may or may not be still in shock.

Now to wait for the PhD placement and scholarship offers to roll in.

Good luck to Desci, who hands her honours in today.


Tell me I'm wonderful, go on tell me!


"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).

Shagz and Marilyn - Halloween 2006

Here's the Halloween piccie of my mate and I. It looked better on the camera preview. I still look kinda sleazy, so I like it.

Lazy real estate agents

This photo is of one of the houses in for sale in Brisbane that Andy was looking at. The question I pose is, how bloody hard would have it been to move that freakin' trolley out of the way before taking the picture?!?!



Thankyou



"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).

There's a Jey on my RiotACT eating chips

See here.






"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).

What Families Are For

Me: "Adam, you smell. Are you wearing deodorant?"
Adam: "Yes."
Pop: "He doesn't smell, you smell [pointing to his nose]. He stinks, he has an odour."
Me: "Adam, you have an odour"
Adam: "Thanks Pop [said in a 'Thankyou very much for clarifying that one for us' manner]."

November's funniest porn titles.

Today I bring you a post which I hope to make regular, the five Funniest porn titles, as judged by me, from the Axis Catalogue which I receive.

I'd like to encourage readers to vote, however I can't offer an incentive. If I had a large disposable income I would offer the 'prize' of buying the porn title which was voted the funniest then reviewing it. I can only dream...

So, in no particular order, November's funniest porn titles:

Porn Wars Episode 1 'Cum Join The Force!'
We await episodes 2-6 with baited cum breath.

A Tranny Fucks My Husband And I Get To Fuck Him Too! 'Hot XXX Bisexual DVD!!!'
Should someone tell them that it doesn't actually count as bisexuality if someone screws a transexual? It's more pansexuality, dammit!

Vault of Whores
Smithers, release the whores!

My Ass Is Haunted
Something tells me an exorcism ain't gonna help this possession.

Briana's Backyard BBQ 'She know her meat...'
Looks like there's plenty of taco as well as sausage.

So, cast your votes if you feel so inclined.

I have beliefs!

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 83% atheism 71% Buddhism 71% agnosticism 50% Islam 46% Christianity 42% Judaism 38% Paganism 38% Hinduism 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

I was truly shocked by these results, as I consciously consider myself an atheist.
Occasionally, if conversation arises, I may say, "I believe in science".

"Well if you're not going to talk to me I'm going to talk to my orange" - Adam (my 14-year-old brother).

Hallowickedness: Jey as Shagz

Attended a Halloween Party on Saturday night. Below is a picture of me as Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP.



You can't see my hatchet man bling in the pic, but I'm wearing it. My watch is also an ICP watch.

I've wanted to wear this costume for a number of years, since I saw them commentate a match with Vampiro on WCW. Shagz and Jay were dressed in baggy suits and looked very fresh. Each Halloween I haven't had the time or the money to get the face paint. Last Halloween I purchased the paint but there was no party held. Finally, this year I got to dress up as Shagz. Next year I'll do the same outfit but go as Jay.

There's also a great piccie of me looking at Marcia's jubblies, she was dressed as Marilyn Monroe. I'll post it when I get it if she doesn't mind.

On the way home we got pulled over for a RBT. My friend who was driving hadn't had anything to drink so that was all good. I was shitfaced and insisted that the police breath test me. I blew .135. This could be an error so don't all go flamin' me for sounding like a fool. It sounds about right though because the limit is .05.

There were three cops. The third was a younger one, a newbie, we figured. He knew vaguely what I was dressed as, he said a 'juggalo', so I thought that was super cool.

Overall a good night. The comedown over the next few days, not so good though.